$ sudo fsck -f -y /dev/you
fsck from util-linux 2.41 (build: fsckme.sh)
/dev/sda1: clean, 284119/655360 files, 1843502/2621440 blocks
/dev/you contains a filesystem with errors, check forced.

Pass 1: Checking inodes, blocks, and life choices
  /dev/water_intake: input device not ready. (coffee already mounted at /)
  Inode 8779 (sleep) link count is 4, should be 8. Fix? you typed 'later'
  Inode 5212 (~/side-projects/the-app-that-will-make-me-rich): 0 commits since 2021. Clear? no

Pass 2: Checking directory structure
  /home/you/Downloads: 14,203 files, 0 ever opened again.
  Directory /node_modules has more inodes than the visible universe. Skipping (we both know).

Pass 3: Checking reference counts
  TODO comments referenced 1,204 times, resolved 0 times.
  Inode 7847 (you): ref count is 1 (your mom). Fix? cannot fix
  lost+found: 'the_email_you_havent_answered' -- owner: you, age: 19 days.

Pass 4: Checking commit integrity
  Branch 'final-FINAL-v2-real' has diverged from reality by 9 months.
  ZERO-LENGTH commit message 'asdf' detected (x1,204). Clear? no

Pass 5: Checking moral consistency
  You said 'I'll write tests later'. Block flagged: never.
  You pushed to main on a Friday. UNRECOVERABLE.

/dev/you: ***** FILESYSTEM WAS MODIFIED *****
/dev/you: 1 fault: you. 5 inodes unrecoverable, 7 questionable.
/dev/you: Reboot recommended. So is therapy.
exit code 4: errors left uncorrected (by you, as usual)