$ sudo fsck -f -y /dev/you
fsck from util-linux 2.41 (build: fsckme.sh)
/dev/sda1: clean, 284119/655360 files, 1843502/2621440 blocks
/dev/you contains a filesystem with errors, check forced.

Pass 1: Checking inodes, blocks, and life choices
  412 bad blocks found, all between 01:00 and 03:00. Marking as 'doomscrolling'.
  /dev/water_intake: input device not ready. (coffee already mounted at /)

Pass 2: Checking directory structure
  Directory /node_modules has more inodes than the visible universe. Skipping (we both know).
  Unattached inode 'final_FINAL_v2_REALfinal.zip' found. Reconnect? no -- CORRUPTED (you knew)

Pass 3: Checking reference counts
  14 references to utils.js. utils.js does not exist. Clear? yes
  lost+found: 'the_email_you_havent_answered' -- owner: you, age: 19 days.

Pass 4: Checking commit integrity
  ZERO-LENGTH commit message 'asdf' detected (x1,204). Clear? no
  Commit 'fix' -> 'fix the fix' -> 'really fix this time'. Loop detected.

Pass 5: Checking moral consistency
  You said 'I'll write tests later'. Block flagged: never.
  You pushed to main on a Friday. UNRECOVERABLE.

/dev/you: ***** FILESYSTEM WAS MODIFIED *****
/dev/you: 1 fault: you. 5 inodes unrecoverable, 5 questionable.
/dev/you: Reboot recommended. So is therapy.
exit code 4: errors left uncorrected (by you, as usual)