$ sudo fsck -f -y /dev/you
fsck from util-linux 2.41 (build: fsckme.sh)
/dev/sda1: clean, 284119/655360 files, 1843502/2621440 blocks
/dev/you contains a filesystem with errors, check forced.

Pass 1: Checking inodes, blocks, and life choices
  Inode 4663 (sleep) link count is 4, should be 8. Fix? you typed 'later'
  412 bad blocks found, all between 01:00 and 03:00. Marking as 'doomscrolling'.

Pass 2: Checking directory structure
  /home/you/projects: 0 finished, 41 abandoned.
  Unattached inode 'final_FINAL_v2_REALfinal.zip' found. Reconnect? no -- CORRUPTED (you knew)

Pass 3: Checking reference counts
  TODO comments referenced 1,204 times, resolved 0 times.
  Inode 9423 (you): ref count is 1 (your mom). Fix? cannot fix

Pass 4: Checking commit integrity
  ZERO-LENGTH commit message 'asdf' detected (x1,204). Clear? no
  Branch 'final-FINAL-v2-real' has diverged from reality by 9 months.

Pass 5: Checking moral consistency
  You said 'I'll write tests later'. Block flagged: never.
  You pushed to main on a Friday. UNRECOVERABLE.

/dev/you: ***** FILESYSTEM WAS MODIFIED *****
/dev/you: 1 fault: you. 7 inodes unrecoverable, 3 questionable.
/dev/you: Reboot recommended. So is therapy.
exit code 4: errors left uncorrected (by you, as usual)